So I get to Rotterdam, and find my hostel is...well...a hell hole! Gym mats for beds, no sheets, bloodstains on the walls. And I think most of Holland's mosquito population in the one room. Not very nice. Even the people stayin' there were not all there, like the guy who wanted me to smell him every five minutes.
I made it two nights, then politely...
I checked out.
I found this boat/hostel, called The Clipper. I stayed on it for just the one night, but it was great. Really nice owners. Welcoming. Ok, so the room was a little small, but fantastic if you're a couple who like to snuggle.
No wierd noises, no hassle, no drama, just a peaceful nights sleep. Very cool.