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03-11-2005, 03:05 PM
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Ok Kids so yesterday I had myself tested for STDs
The absolute most painful thing I have ever experienced. Ever.
In case you don't know what they do let me tell ya. They take a specially designed cotton swab and stick in all the in your uthera (PENIS HOLE!) and TWIST for the THIRTY-FREAKIN-SECONDS!
so. don't have promiscuous sex.
thank you 
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03-11-2005, 03:10 PM
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Some guys do that for pleasure. And they use electrical implements too.  
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03-11-2005, 03:11 PM
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 aawww Jake...  What more can I say?
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03-11-2005, 03:12 PM
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Originally posted by space virgin@Mar 11 2005, 04:09 PM
Some guys do that for pleasure.* And they use electrical implements too.* *
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03-11-2005, 03:28 PM
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ouch, just the thought makes me want to vomit 
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03-11-2005, 03:49 PM
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promiscuous? I only have sex with jen, barb, tina, mary, beth, melissa, jen, renee, carla, katie, jessica, and a few others... is that promiscuous?
J/K Promiscuity is way down on the list of things I need to be concerned about.
Hopefully you don't have anything man... cause that would be even crappier. 
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03-11-2005, 03:52 PM
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 now that really sucks...
what were you thinking 'bout havin sex?!  you know thats the devil's craft!!  lol.
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03-11-2005, 04:15 PM
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Originally posted by Sijuki@Mar 11 2005, 04:48 PM
promiscuous?* I only have sex with jen, barb, tina, mary, beth, melissa, jen, renee, carla, katie, jessica, and a few others... is that promiscuous?
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if you did ^ that to the mambo number 5song, well that would have simply been the greatest post ever
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03-11-2005, 04:56 PM
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Oh gee, poor boy. Women never have to go through anything like that. 
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03-11-2005, 05:07 PM
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Originally posted by jamiepeaski@Mar 12 2005, 12:55 AM
Oh gee, poor boy. Women never have to go through anything like that.*
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yeah, there's NEVER been a woman who hasn't had to have something rather-too-large-for-comfort coming out of THEIR crotch. 
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03-11-2005, 06:22 PM
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oh go cry about it why don't you...
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03-11-2005, 11:49 PM
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Originally posted by jakethepunk@Mar 11 2005, 07:21 PM
oh go cry about it why don't you...
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Hey that hurts from what i hear, never experienced it myself...
And on another point weren't you just crying about going to the doctor...gimmie a break
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03-12-2005, 10:41 AM
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Holy shit, I was actually thinking of getting an STD test, but I thought it was just blood work.
Screw that.
I'm comfortable with the notion "I probably don't have anything"
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03-12-2005, 12:04 PM
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03-12-2005, 12:15 PM
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Originally posted by pinion@Mar 12 2005, 11:40 AM
Holy shit, I was actually thinking of getting an STD test, but I thought it was just blood work.
Screw that.
I'm comfortable with the notion "I probably don't have anything"
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Amem to that!
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03-12-2005, 12:17 PM
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yeah... i would be too if i had known!
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03-12-2005, 01:51 PM
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stby.
to be fair, it doesnt feel great to be held open with a cold duck like clamp thing and swabbed with swabs repeatedly. Just doesnt feel right... But then again.. I'd rather be a chick...
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03-12-2005, 02:23 PM
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I have had that done too and IT SUCKS ASS. They do bloodwork also. Fortunately everything came back negative and I was fine. So here's a tip fellas:
I don't care how drunk you are. Bag it before you tag it. Period. Unless you have been with the person for a long time and know its cool. I will take a condom over a penis sword any day.
That's my input.
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03-12-2005, 02:27 PM
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Originally posted by foofiter@Mar 12 2005, 03:22 PM
I have had that done too and IT SUCKS ASS. They do bloodwork also. Fortunately everything came back negative and I was fine. So here's a tip fellas:
I don't care how drunk you are. Bag it before you tag it. Period. Unless you have been with the person for a long time and know its cool. I will take a condom over a penis sword any day.
That's my input.
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AMEN TO THAT!
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03-12-2005, 02:52 PM
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ouch, just the thought makes me want to vomit
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ME TOO!!! AHH!!! That's the most freightening though I've ever though of!! 
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